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broomwithaview) wrote2012-02-22 10:14 am
broomwithaview) wrote2012-02-22 10:14 am
02 ★ video
[Kiki has thankfully discovered the video function with the help of her newfound friends! As a result, the feed clicks on to her smiling face, tired line beneath her eyes. She waves.]
Hi everybody. I hope this is working...my egg hatched!
[Excitedly, she turns the camera, showing off a short little Minccino...busily dusting off everything, using his tail as a duster.]
He really, really likes cleaning. I named him Sweep. Stop dusting and say hello, Sweep!
[At the sound of his name, the Minccino perks up, turning towards Kiki with a happy peep. She giggles, turning the camera back to herself. She looks a bit sad.]
Did any of you have pets back home? Just curious. [A beat.]
Um, yeah. Bye!
Hi everybody. I hope this is working...my egg hatched!
[Excitedly, she turns the camera, showing off a short little Minccino...busily dusting off everything, using his tail as a duster.]
He really, really likes cleaning. I named him Sweep. Stop dusting and say hello, Sweep!
[At the sound of his name, the Minccino perks up, turning towards Kiki with a happy peep. She giggles, turning the camera back to herself. She looks a bit sad.]
Did any of you have pets back home? Just curious. [A beat.]
Um, yeah. Bye!
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That's no excuse to be mean.
[This can only end in tears.]
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I MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT MORE CREATIVE IN MY USE OF METAPHORS, BUT ULTIMATELY LANGUAGE IS A FLUID THING.
IN OTHER WORDS, NONE OF US REALLY GIVE TWO FLYING FUCKS ABOUT HOW WE COME ACROSS.
THIS IS HOW WE ARE RAISED
DEAL WITH IT, LIKE WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR CULTURAL HOOFBEAST SHIT.
I AM A TROLL AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO COMPLETELY CONFORM TO HUMAN SOCIETY.
IN MY POINT OF VIEW, YOU'RE THE ONE BEING MEAN FOR NOT HAVING SOME IOTA OF SYMPATHY FOR AN "ALIEN" BEING FORCED TO HAVE THE APPEARANCE OF A HUMAN.